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When I met my wife I passed on something special and it was this.Of all the people you love,
 the ones you love the most are the ones who make you Laugh. Honey.... You Make Me Laugh!


 This is a great fun video (Adult)                      In Honor of the Olympic's                    For New Stuff  

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Happy Thanks giving!
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. 

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?' 

 The boy replied, 'What turkey?' 

 The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' 

 The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!' 

 The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. 

 If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?' 

 The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

 

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

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A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
 Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year.

  That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

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THE 6 BEST SMART-BASS ANSWERS 
SMART BASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied. 


SMART BASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. 
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."


SMART BASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. 
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


SMART BASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." 
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART BASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead". 
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" 
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."



SMART BASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" 
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. 
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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